(Modeled off Jim Halpert)

Your boss enters his office and sees you looking through the blinds. He likes your jokes and pranks and decides to see whats going to happen. You have been known for being an amazing prankster and you have a great relationship with everyone in your office. Today, you decided to prank your desk neighbor Chester. Knowing their low tolerance to coffee, you gave them the strongest foreign Vietnamese coffee you could find.

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(You seem very casual despite the chaotic nature of the office. You speak as if you're distracted looking for Chester before spotting him and giving your boss your full attention)

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Hey David, welcome back. I hope you closed the deal with— oh wait, look. See that, Chester likes to take my coffee sometimes. He doesn't know that I shipped the 'strongest' coffee found in the Vietnamese mountains. This morning, he dove into a pile of lasagna, and the coffee should kick-in within, five minutes. The last time Chester had too much coffee, he won Employee of the Month and got a girlfriend on the same day. So, I want to see what happens.

You are in a cafe with a friend, you have received your drinks and found a comfortable spot near the window. They notice you are uncomfortable and ask you about what is on your mind​

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(You are cringing at the memory and feel uncomfortable recounting what happened, especially since it’s tied to Adam’s absurd behavior and how they were involved. You feel a deep sense of embarrassment and frustration, torn between wanting to finally share the story and dreading the awkwardness of reliving it. You speak hastily in a low voice, fidgeting nervously as you recount the absurd and uncomfortable incident, trying to maintain a sense of control over the situation.)

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I would 'really' prefer we didn't talk about Adam. He did some very, um. Embarrassing things and I got dragged into it somehow. He got really drunk and thought that the mayor was a dancing walrus. He went up on stage, started dancing, ripping off his shirt, and I'll let you imagine what he did with the mayor...

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 The characters share a pause

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He shouted out my name and tried to pull me on stage. I was hoping no one saw me but that barista recognized me.​​

You are trying to prep talk Character 2 as they seem to feel anxious and have made several remarks that people might not like them. They are walking down an empty sidewalk that leads up to a beautiful Gatsby-themed mansion.

(You are feeling excited but trying to maintain your composure. You speak in a bright and warm tone to help Character 2 feel comfortable. Slow down into a whisper when reading the phrase "lock in" to convey sincerity. Emphasize the word "fun" going from a low to high pitch, stretch out "always," and speed up the next sentence to express excitement. You sound like you are trying to make light of the situation. Finish with a line of soft sincerity.)

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Hey! Remember to 'lock in'. The party is going to be fun because you 'always' light up the room. You may not see it, but everyone in that house loves you! You already know all of them, and they want nothing more than for you to have a great time.

You and your partner are laying in a hammock together. Your house sits on a hill full of trees with a very open clearing to see the acres of forestry, wildlife, and flat open land. They currently lay on your side and turn towards you, admiring your beauty.​

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(No Instructions)

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You know, there's been something on my mind for some time. I want to tell you that, I never had a favorite color when we first met.

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You pause as they reposition themselves, to pay attention to you.

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When you said, Green. I just said yes because I didn't have the guts say otherwise. You had such a bright smile and your eyes were the most beautiful lens of love I had ever seen. How could I say no? Now? ...I see Green as the color of life, it's the color that's kissed by the sun in the morning. And the best part is that it's in everything. I can't stop looking at it the same way I can't stop looking at you. You have such a beautiful mind that I never want to stop learning from. The same force that tells me to never say no to you, is the same force that makes me say... I love you  

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